"It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong." Richard P. Feynman

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Huffington Post's Global Warming Catechism For the True Believers

The Huffington Post , that leader of left-wing propaganda in the US has come up with a simple catechism that the Global Warming faithful can repeat to themselves as they are up to their bollocks in snow. It goes like this:
What is snow? Frozen water falling from the sky.

How does water get into the sky? It evaporates, mostly from the ocean.
What makes water evaporate from the ocean? Heat from the sun.
What is global warming? More heat from the sun is trapped near the Earth's surface.
Would global warming cause more or less water to evaporate from the ocean? More, obviously.
And that, in short, is why global warming causes more snow, as long as there is enough cold Arctic air to freeze the water. Otherwise, it would be flooding rain.
And of course as the planet warms causing more and more snow we will drift into a Global Warming caused Ice Age .
They will soon be issuing  new Rosary beads with ten Hail Warmings followed by The Blessed Al Gore .

2 comments:

  1. Heavens above, is that where Al has gone?

    I noticed he has been very quiet of late but wasn't aware he had gone on to meet his Maker.

    It must have been his Nobel Prize that got him there rather than the warmer place.

    Teejay
    Benowa Qld Australia

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  2. Rosary Beads are now the poor mans sex toy!
    Tommo
    Agnes Water Qld Australia

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